Your Official Guide to Male Sex Machine
My guide will mold your interest in sex machines for men into a full-blown obsession, in basic info and the best male sex machines on the market alike.
I'm your new favorite, one-stop source for the best male sex machine information and products around. Simply put, your hard-earned money is too important to squander on a cheap-plastic male sex machine - getting stuck with a low-quality device is like paying for pain. More pressingly, I can't stress how dangerous a low-quality product can be - I've had friends get stuck inside those things!
The point is that I have the experience and knowledge to help you find the best possible product for your needs and preferences. And I haven't just been the victim of the ill effects of cheap sex machines for men, either.
I've also tried some state-of-the-art, absolutely incredible devices. The kind of devices that are able to turn the dreariest of days positive, the kind of sex machines that provide an incredible amount of pleasure that rivals - or surpasses - the real experience.
The kind of male sex machines that have redefined the industry, allowing it to become one of the fastest growing in the world.
Simply put, the male sex machine industry is bigger and better than ever before - but still hasn't come close to peaking.And as this industry is larger and more diverse than ever before, customers are presented with more options and variations in their sex toy choices. To the average Joe, the sheer mass of male sex machines can be overwhelming - not to mention the stress of determining exactly which devices are well-made and worth purchasing.
But like the quality of the devices, I've got intel on the various types of male sex toys, and will help you to find a device (or devices, for the variety-lovers) that's perfect for you. For instance, a timid and generally weak individual probably shouldn't use the Autoblow 2 - that thing requires some real stamina and power!
Seriously though, even if you don't know a thing about male sex machines, you can leave this site an expert after a couple of quick reads (with a reasonable amount of humor integrated, to help the knowledge flow easier - think of my jokes as the text equivalent to lube for your male sex machine).
And on a brief, off-topic note, you should most always use lube with your device. I had another friend - Skinless Steve (note the past-tense nature of “had”) - who got real fired up to use his new automatic male sex machine - so fired up that it went straight from the package to his unit, without any lubrication whatsoever.
And then he went straight to the hospital - and almost the morgue. Needless to say, this was an emotional experience for both of us; him because he almost lost one of his most valuable tools, and me because I had never laughed that hard before.
Especially for you big-letter-loving quick skimmers, it's important to note that lube is a must for each and every male sex machine.
If my writing simply isn't doing it for you, take away that ultra-important lesson as you go: any automatic sex machine for men requires LUBRICATION BEFORE USE. If you don't pay close attention to this point, there's a good chance you'll end up like Skinless Steve.
But that's about all I have in terms of warnings and information - if you're still reading, there's a good chance that you'd like to become knowledgeable in everything related to the best male sex machines. And I will happily take you under my wing.
You've already demonstrated more know-how than Skinless Steve and the countless other idiots I've seen literally become one with their low-quality male sex toy. And that's a step in the right direction.
Buckle up and prepare to be schooled in one of the fastest-growing industries in the world today. And remember, the best male sex machine manufacturers aren't just offering physical products - they're offering pure and unadulterated pleasure.
And that's what counts in life - pleasure.
Maximize your physical pleasure and knowledge by reading on to discover the magical ins and outs of the male sex toy industry with your new favorite expert.