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Even for some of the most progressive ladies, male sex machines are viewed in a negative light. The nifty devices are, well, let’s be honest: the devices attempt to replicate and mimic the sensation provided by real sex. And when a relationship is going through a rough patch, sex may be the only thing that can be withheld from the man.
And so you understand the hesitance of many female partners in allowing their man to enjoy a sex toy. Sure, steps can be taken to try and persuade your girl, but at the end of the day, this will take way too much time, and isn’t guaranteed to be successful.
Most male sex machine users decide to simply keep their product(s) hidden from their significant other.
To the seasoned device hider, this is nothing more than a formality - an ultra-easy and thoughtless process that can be completed with ease. But to the poor saps who have yet to hide a device, the prospect is incredibly intimidating (I know fellas, I was there once too).
But luckily for those of you having trouble taking the first step towards hiding a sex product, I’m here to help. I’ve hid compact pleasure-makers and full-blown pleasure machines alike, so I know the ropes. Let me share some helpful hints and tips for a successful hiding.
Fellas, fellas, fellas; I cannot stress how important this point is, no matter where you’re hiding your machine. You need to think outside of the box.
Don’t do it; this terrible hiding spot is exactly where your wife or girlfriend will think to look (men are a little bit more open minded about sex toys in general, so they shouldn’t be a problem) when she’s suspicious or just curious.
Think again - I’m telling you right now she takes an occasional look there too.
To really establish a clear-cut and reliable hiding spot, you’ll need to think outside the box: where would your partner never think to look?
Having trouble thinking of some spots? Allow me to help.
1. Underneath a rarely used desk or table, duct taped to its wood.
2. Taped to the back of a dresser which is pressed closely against the wall.
3. For larger devices, wrapped inside of old blankets or sheets; go to the local goodwill store, purchase some older blankets for a few dollars, and bring them home, telling your significant other that someone close - a grandmother or aunt, most likely - gave these to you, and although they are old and rather gross, you can’t bring yourself to discard them. Wrap your sex machine in these blankets and place them out of sight and out of mind, under the bed or in the top of a closet.
These three steps are sure to help you keep your partner unaware of your male sex machine. But still, there are a couple of other points that need to be considered to maintain anonymity.
There are a number of additional, commonly overlooked, points where customers fail to keep their male sex machines hidden from their partner. Consider and adapt to these points:
And that’s just about it! Through the implementation of some simple but important steps, you can enjoy your male sex machine without your significant other knowing. Good luck!
There’s not much to tell really, my real name is David Hittle, I am early 30’s and married with 2 kids.
Life never stops for me; I work, look after the kids, go to the gym and write the odd sex toy review.
I have been reviewing all kinds of male sex toys, lubricants and well anything adult that people want to send me for a few years now, I started off reviewing products that I had bought for myself and started a blog.
