Hammerhead Vibrating Stroker Review

Editor's Pick - Best Male Sex Toys

The Hammerhead expertly blends the stroker and vibrating male sex machine models to form a hybrid product that makes for one hell of a unique pleasure.

I like massages.

I like male sex machines.

I like pleasure.

And thanks to the way that it firmly establishes itself as one of the best-suited products to deliver top-notch quality in all three of these categories, I sure as hell like the Hammerhead Vibrating Stroker.

Two very different, yet equally as pleasurable, types of male sex toys have been morphed into one outstanding device here: the stroker and the vibrator.

At the base of the Hammerhead is a smooth and impressively textured stroking device, which does well to stimulate and please users on its own (I'm basing this point upon my essentially non-stop use of the device, however). If this general material and style were expanded on its own into a stroker, it would be a winner of a product.

But they're not - they have been combined with and complemented by a truly impressive vibration feature, which does well to both stimulate and massage. I've used - and raved - about a ton of other vibrators, but very few if any have offered the level of movement, speed and power that the Hammerhead has. More directly, no device has successfully combined this caliber of a massage feature with a stroker model.

Those who hate cleaning will have little to fear with the Hammerhead.

The pleasure continues after the use too, because the Hammerhead is incredibly easy to clean. It is equipped with a well-thought and well-placed opening end, which allows the device to quickly be rinsed with warm water and soap. The cleanup process is incredibly easy with the Hammerhead (I'm sure that many readers are letting out a deep, and entirely authentic, sigh of relief right about now).

Perhaps the greatest and most exciting aspect of the Hammerhead, simply because of the quality of the product, is its price. Many of you, after reading about how awesome this wide-ranging device is, undoubtedly headed over to a preferred online retailer and checked the price of the Hammerhead. This won't be a surprise for you, but for readers with a little bit of PATIENCE, the product is available for well under $100 USD! Given its features, this is an absolute bargain; customers aren't just treated to an outstandingly high-quality product, but they also receive one hell of a good value as well.

And for those of you who are crying tears of joy right about now, let me brighten the mood with a quick tale about my own usage of the Hammerhead.

A reminder: the Hammerhead is so powerful and imposing that it can be mistaken for a real shark, by some.

My roommates are protective, as am I; it's in our DNA.

One day, during some routine use of the Hammerhead when I thought I was alone, it seemed as though there wasn't a worry in the world. I felt good, I looked good, and most importantly of all, I felt and looked good while using the Hammerhead!

I was jamming away and having a great time, until I heard a car door slam. I looked out my window to find that my roommate was home. Why he was home so early was beyond me, but in any case, I quickly suited up and put the Hammerhead in a cabinet drawer. Out of sight and out of mind.

My friend forgot his wallet here, blah, blah, blah. I made some quick conversation as he searched for it, as my mind was on getting right back into the use of the Hammerhead. While my friend was in the other room, something happened, though.

"What is that noise?" he asked as the previously dormant Hammerhead turned on inside of the drawer. "What is that noise?!" he demanded with more authority.

Embarrassed, I didn't know what to say, so I remained silent.

"You need to get out of here!" said my friend, now fully panicked, as he ripped open the drawer that contained the Hammerhead.

"I think there's a killer shark on the loose in here!"

The previous day, we had gone on a bit of a Jaws binge, so I guess I understand where my friend was coming from, in some way.

I simply didn't have the heart to tell him to stop as he ripped the Hammerhead out of the drawer and began smashing it with a metal baseball bet; he thought he was protecting me.

I was heartbroken, but I look solace in the fact that the Hammerhead, for as durable as it is, took around one-hundred hits to finally break.

And I had a spare in the closet.

Finally, as my friend calmed down, I tried to get some answers.

"What the hell are you doing?" I screamed.

"I'm sorry, man" said my friend, realizing that he had done something wrong.

I heard something large and powerful, and I thought of Jaws and I just wanted to protect you!" he let out.

"But Jaws wasn't even a Hammerhead, man" I replied in a last ditch effort to maintain some reason.

"He also wasn't that intimidating", he quickly responded as he stared at the remnants of the device. "What was that?"

"The Hammerhead, man. The best male sex machine in the world."

It was settled, and as of that day, we have been the best ambassadors for the Hammerhead on Earth. Go ahead and give the advice a try - it might just make you a lifetime fan as well.