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For many, this question will seem a little bit farfetched. For others who have witnessed the crazy pumping motion and speed of today’s male sex machines, this is an all-too-real concern. Luckily for you worried willies, there hasn’t been a report of a torn or detached penis as a result of sex machine use in 6 whole months!
Just kidding, of course; nobody has ever had their dick torn off by a male sex machine (that isn’t a pretty thought). However, there are some simple and effective steps that you can take to make sure that you don’t make history for the wrong reasons.
Lube - specifically lube which is approved for use with your specific device - is a must for safe use. You might not tear your dick off without it, but attempting to use a product without some friction-reducing substance will lead to a lot of pain and essentially no pleasure.
Approved lubes can be purchased online for relatively low prices, often through the checkout page of the website where the product has been purchased.
Simply put, you can’t use a male sex machine without lube. If you do so enough, not only are you a pain juggernaut, but you may very well find that your dick is no longer attached to the rest of your body.
Not cleaning your device properly after each and every use can lead to some real problems - one of which may be a detached dick!
But more immediately and possibly, the effects of not cleaning your male sex machine will be a degraded quality of feel and texture, and after a short while, an essentially non-existent usability.
Luckily for you lazy larrys, the advanced devices of today have never been easier to clean. Of course, specific product instructions will vary in some instances, and you should always follow a specific machine’s cleaning instructions first, but here are some general tips.
First, rinse your device thoroughly with soap, water, and possibly, an approved antibacterial formula.
Next, dry your device with a towel and/or place it in an area with good ventilation. DO NOT store your male sex machine while wet and DO NOT expose your male sex machine to heat in an attempt to expedite the drying process; doing either of these things may lead to material degradation. You can also purchase an approved sex toy drying formula, which comes in powder form, and quickly absorbs moisture after cleaning.
Finally, store your device in a cool and dry place, away from open sources of air or heat (windows, heaters, etc.).
These tips are sure to help you avoid great pain, while enjoying great pleasure. Once again, nobody in the history of the modern world has ripped their dick off with a male sex machine (you daring readers shouldn’t take that as a challenge; instead, try ripping a single hair from your head - much less painful and dangerous!). But my one friend did experience some trouble with his male sex machine - while on his honeymoon, no less.
This particular friend wasn’t - well, still isn’t - the most considerate dude in the world. On his honeymoon to a beautiful Mexican resort with his hot new wife, he said he “needed a little break”, during which he felt the need to call and tell me.
He told his wife he was going out to do something or other, and that he would be back to the room soon. The beach was empty because there was so much to do at the resort, and on this scorching hot day, he found a spot in the sand.
Seeing as though nobody was around, he figured he could enjoy some alone time with his male sex machine, which he always kept with him, inside of the “sunscreen bag”.
Well, on this particular day, my friend enjoyed himself too much. Maybe it was the burning, yet soothing, heat. Maybe it was the environment and maybe it was the quality of the device itself. But whatever the reason, he awoke to find a large group of people standing around him, including his wife, a mean sunburn, and a male sex machine stuck to his dick.
Quickly, he grabbed for the device, attempting to remove it from himself - but when he did so, he screamed in pain as he found that the plastic had been melted and joined to his skin from the heat! Everyone laughed and laughed as he was taken away by medical professionals - everyone except his wife, who threw her wedding ring into the water. She was fed up.
He didn’t end up getting his dick ripped off, but he was in a great deal of pain while it healed up, and incredibly embarrassed during and after the whole scene.
Long story short: male sex machines won’t rip your dick off, but they can cause some damage in specific situations.
And some of you irrational readers may very well be concerned yet, even with my confirmation, to which I have this to say: unless the male sex machine that you’re thinking about purchasing is filled with any of the following: lava, spikes, nails, screws, metal, a shredder, razorblades, or some other dangerous and undesirable thing or substance, you will be able to use your it in peace - without having your dick ripped off.
But to avoid small scrapes, cuts, and discomfort, once again, you really should follow the aforementioned steps. Thorough cleanings and lube applications are your friends, my friends.
There’s not much to tell really, my real name is David Hittle, I am early 30’s and married with 2 kids.
Life never stops for me; I work, look after the kids, go to the gym and write the odd sex toy review.
I have been reviewing all kinds of male sex toys, lubricants and well anything adult that people want to send me for a few years now, I started off reviewing products that I had bought for myself and started a blog.
