Can you summarize everything that I need to know about automatic sex machines for men in a single answer, because I don't feel like reading a bunch of words!
You beautiful, lazy, inconsiderate bastard - of course I can! You have just opened a shortcut for your fellow “Team Lazy” members that will certainly get a ton of use. In any case, if you don't ask, you're not going to get!
Strap-up: the all-encompassing male sex machine crash course is about to begin!
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From there, you should consult the recommendations of a friend, as well as the reviews of a number of customers and professionals, to find the product that is best for you. Of course, these reviews are only helpful if you know which type of male sex machines you're interested in, as there are several.
Vibrating male sex machines massage every part of your unit at a variable speed, to provide for a unique and pleasurable experience.
Stroker sex devices are made with the softest and most pleasurable materials around, and are operated manually by the user, to create an experience that is memorable and traditional at the same time.
Pumping male sex machines are made using high-strength motors, for high-octane users. Their soft materials complement the created feeling, and if you're looking for pleasure that cannot be found elsewhere, a pumping male sex machine is your answer.
Realistic male sex machines are designed to mimic the real thing. Their materials and sensations will certainly remind you of your favorite sexual experiences!
After you've found a male sex machine distributor that's reliable, a product category that interests you, and a product that is supported by a number of reviews, you'll need to consider the actual use of this device.
Lube is of the utmost importance when using a sex product.
All male sex machines require lube, so you should definitely purchase some (in the same online order as the device purchase if possible, as companies often give discounts for doing so). Moreover, assure that the purchased lube is usable on the specific device at-hand, as certain lubes can only be used on certain products due to their material compositions.
You should also think about purchasing some product-approved disinfectant cleaner, which will protect the material quality of your device, while keeping you safe. Drying powder, which expedites the safe drying of male sex machines, can also be considered (more on this later).
From there, the instructions for use should be followed (unless these instructions call for not using lubrication, in which case they are probably a trick being played by your troublesome friends). Afterwards, your device must be thoroughly cleaned, as failing to do so can compromise any unit's structural integrity, even immediately. Your health is also being compromised by using an uncleaned device.
In any case, the cleaning process has never been easier. Just rinse your machine with warm water and soap as directed, and then use the aforementioned toy cleaner (to eliminate bacteria). The device should then be given time to dry in a well-ventilated area. You can gently use a towel and/or apply a bit of the aforementioned drying power to speed this process along.
DO NOT store your male sex machine when it is wet, and DO NOT expose your male sex machine to direct heat; doing either of these things can cause your device to degrade in quality, and even become unusable.
WARNING REMINDER, FOR THE SKIMMERS: STORING A MALE SEX MACHINE WHILE WET CAN CAUSE SERIOUS DAMAGE.
After your lovemachine is dry, store it in a cool and dry place, out of the sight and grasp of everyone who you would definitely not like to find it!
And after this step, my friend, you're set: just follow these clean-up and storage tips closely, and your device(s) can be enjoyed for many uses to cum (don't complain about the pun, I just did you one hell of a favor!).
Additionally, you'd better be careful when purchasing a new male sex machine in the future: just because you purchased one (or more than one) solid product doesn't mean you're home free. I can't tell you how many cocky customers I've seen end up with a shitty device and a lot of lost money because they didn't properly research a purchase.
Most importantly of all, my friends, be sure to enjoy your sex machines for men.
Alright, maybe not most importantly of all, because if you don't take good care of your device, you won't be able to use it at all, let alone enjoy it.
Thanks for reading - now go buy an awesome sex machine!