At what point would you say I own too many sex machines for men

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At no point, my friend!

Even awesome male sex machines can be complemented by other devices that provide a different style of sensation or feeling.

And if you're intrigued by the various types of male sex machines and the pleasurable possibilities that they create, allow me to briefly explore these options and what they bring to the table!

Read up on the various types of male sex machines to find out how you'd like to expand your collection next!

Too Many Sex Machines for MenStrokers are a very popular type of male sex machine that, as their name suggests, involves a user's manual handpower. But this effort won't be for nothing, as the smooth, silky, soft, and incredibly titillating sensations provided by the devices makes for an experience much better than that of a hand.

Vibrating male sex machines are devices that, also as their name suggests, provides users with sensations as a result of carefully crafted vibration mechanisms. These mechanisms are wide-ranging, and sure to fully please any user, and can also be carefully adjusted to fit one's personal preferences and mood.

Pumping male sex machines are automatic, and normally hands-free, devices which allow users to experience a variable speed pumping motion of up to speeds of 300 strokes per minute! They are perfect for those interested in pure pleasure that cannot be replicated by any other device or person.

Realistic sex devices are designed for users interested in an experience that's as close to real pussy as possible. They use the softest and most life-like substances for materials, and are often times crafted from 3D-scanned real-world private parts. Now that's awesome!

It's worth noting, for the real diverse-experience lovers out there, that these devices can also come in hybrid forms. For instance, a stroker can be equipped with top-quality vibration features as well, and so forth.

After reading these points, there's a pretty good chance that many of you are heading to your preferred online store to explore some of the available sex toy options, to which I say, take it easy!

Although you can't own too many sex machines for men, it is definitely possible to overwhelm your wallet. I have an initially sad, but ultimately uplifting, story to tell about the subject.

Don't expand your sex machine collection without approval from your wallet. Or better yet, do it - what the hell do I know?

I had a friend who, like all of us, loved his male sex machines. He loved the styles that they came in, their colors, and their overall feelings. As such, he always had a wide-ranging and frankly massive collection. He worked a good-paying job and had some disposable income, but ultimately, he found himself in trouble.

On a specific night of desire, of real pleasure, he ordered a massive number of male sex machines that exhausted his bank account. He called me later that night, crying, to tell me what he'd done. I raced over there and immediately told him to cancel the orders, but he wouldn't budge, speaking of something about the "honor of male sex machines".

As he spent a boatload on next-day shipping, the devices arrived immediately (the mail and package deliverers were pretty pist off, to say the least). His house, which was already well-populated with male sex machines, was now overflowing with boxes and boxes of products.

Seeing no other opportunity to lighten the mood than a joke, I wisely said "After you use all of these, you should be able to design a device and start your own company!"

"Yeah" he replied lowly, not at all convinced.

But a few weeks later, that's exactly what he did. Figuring that he had nothing left to lose, he simply "went for it", drawing out schematics, getting into contact with some manufacturers, and making good use of his credit cards.

Today, he is debt free, and his male sex machine collection has never been larger; he's the head of an industry-leading company! I won't say which company this is, and you won't find this story on the internet, as the method of founding has been replaced with something more "business-friendly".

But it just goes to show: one absolutely cannot ever own too many sex machines. You probably shouldn't spend all of your money on the devices, but what the hell do I know; I'm a lowly writer and reviewer, and my friend is sitting atop a multi-million company!


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